story about piiiiiiiip . it seems like gossip right ? but it's not gossip ! but it true

dictionary :
G : GUE
L : .....
X : .........

and more my friends ..

gw gy dket am someone .. call'em X .. but si E th sok" ganjen !!
hmmm .. td , ada some strory :
I : ihh sii X bandel !!
.. nahh si I kan kg ngmong am si E .. tp E nya th kegenitan ..
L : haah ? knp ? ahhh X mahh (smbil mukul")

uuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh

i hate u ! I hate u more than i hate cicak !more than i hate kuntil ! but less than hophop !

hmm .. ada jg . si X gy ngeledek gw . tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
si L th malah gini:
X : ...... (sebutin nm org yg gw suka)
E : iihhh X lw th apaan siii (dgn nada kegenitan)

.. tao kga si lw ? X th ledekin gw bodohhh ! ..

truss . si D jg digangguin am dy .. kan kasian R nya !
gini :

L: gw sm D aja dehh sebelahnya ! (menawarkan diri to ga ? )

kesiann gw am si R .. ckckckck ..
pesan untk R : R , nasibb kta sama .. hikzz ..

ohiia !

L prnh xmx gw gni :

L : mat , np c lw bsa suka am X ? bukannya lw suka ...... yaa ?
G : gpp dumzz . tp yg jlas gw lbih suka ......... drpd X
L : yodahh . knp kg skalian aj lw kg ush suka X ?
G : lhoo ? it's all up to me!
L : X th jelek tauu .
..nahh . drsitu gw mlai curiga . dy th pngen buad gw biar gw kg suka am X agy ..
G : yuayayaa .. whatever .. emg np c keknya lw th pngn bgd kl gw kg suka am X ?
L : soalnya anh aja . lw th lbh cocok am ......... drpd am X .
G : ooh . tp kl msalnya gw sk 22nya gmn ?
L : yailah mat . maruk amad si lw ? ud lahh si ..... aja . jgn X !!
G : trus . emg np si ? gyan X sukanya am piiip . bukan am lw lis ! jgn GR dulu !
L : ooh . ya emg ! (kyk kg tulus bgd)


........

trus . kmna" dy th ngmongin X muluuuuuuuuuuu . prnh ya , tba" bilang :

L : X aneh ya !
G : lha ? knp kug tba" ngmongin X si ?
L : ya gpp . lucu aja kl ngmongin dy
G : ahhaa . jgn" lw suka X ? yakan ?
L : ga lah . msaq gw suka mayat idup kyk dy ?
G : yaabis . gw gy ngmongin sypa . lw mlah ngmongin X .